Fidget: Oh, you mean those two lovebirds we rescued during one of our battles with Hank?.Lord Shen: It's from.Alister and Jasmine.But anyway, you guys should know we got an invitation in the mail. You can't really argue with the future, can you? Icky: Well, I believe it'll be about the extinction event.Lord Shen: "Well, we still know nothing of any of those being right! we have no confirmtion of what the film will really be about.".Icky: Okay, Gilda, honey, I've already laughed so hard, I don't wanna pee myself.(Laughs) I mean, seriously! They started speaking, and they began twittering that THEY FOUND THE WEAPONS CLOSET, LOLZ! They thought of it as some kind of future language or something! (Everyone laughs) Gilda: My favorite part was how the raptors began speaking and holding weapons like the monsters they are."Eww! They should call it 'Jurassic PLOP'!" (Laughs) I like the part where the dinosaurs pooped on that guy. Icky: (Laughs) Yeah, what's next? Will the dinosaurs be forced to team up with mankind in order to save their dino-butts? (Laughs hysterically) I-I can't-I can't stop-(Laughs) My goodness, that's the most cheesy pun since they made How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended on YouTube.Fidget: Well, YouTube Fan-made trailers have predicted it to be like some kind of extinction event for the dinosaurs AND the humans.Iago: Yeah, said it will be aired in 2014.Iago: "You wanna know something? They're making a Jurrassic park 4!".
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It's sad that this movie is wonderful, but the later sequils are screw-ups." (Icky presses play, and the movie begins) Iago: Yeah, yeah, yeah, play the movie already, Icky face.But at least the T-Rex made BIG box office for the movie, am I right, or am I right? Maybe it was just some kind of gigantism mutation that kept repeating on each clone. Icky: As for the raptors, I don't know to hell why they were the size of gorillas.But it would've been freaky if they DID have that stuff in reality, huh? Those dinos were cloned using other animals, right? So, that frilled dino might've been genetically engineered with both a frill-necked lizard and a spitting cobra. Icky: Well, there's a perfectly good explanation for those things.And that dinosaur with the frills? The Internet says that species has no frills, or spits venom. They weren't really that huge in reality. Iago: Except they made a few mistakes on the dinosaurs.Icky: "Ahh, nothing screams a great after easter relaxsation, then watching Jurassic Park, one of Universeal's more ingenius films.".Goanna specifically said that these things must NOT be given away until they have been fully fit for the park. Worker 1: That's classified until further notice, Evan.Worker 4: Uh.Boss? What is in that cargo?.Worker 3: Alright! SOMEONE GET JIM A WHEELCHAIR!.Worker Jim: Of course not, you dumb bimbo! Now get me a wheel chair before my arms get crippled as well.Did that thing in there nibble a part of your brain, too? Worker 2: JUST GET ME A DAMN WHEELCHAIR!!!.Worker 2: (Made it out alive, but is now crippled, dubbed as Joe) AAAHHH, MY LEGS! NOW I'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!.Worker 3: (Presses button, and the Raptor sounds start a low-pitch fuse down like a machine).Worker 1: "SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN?!".Worker 2: "HELP! I PRESSED THE ATTACK BUTTON!".suddenly, a worker tripped, head slammed head first into a romote control, and a mysterious macanical creature grabbed him, and Raptor like sounds are heard! the workers gently placed the box at the front of a gate.Worker 1: "Careful! That's very precvious cargo.A group of workers are seen transporting something.Introduction (Jurassic Park Theme) Chapter 1: The Beaksworth Couple Returns
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